Goals i need to accomplish:

In most theme parks, they take pictures of you on the rides then sell'em to you at a high price.

I myself never really had the need to buy the things due to its pricing and usually boring shots till one day i thought of something.

I wanted to buy a chess board and glue the pieces on the board.

then somehow sneak it into the theme park and ride the roller coasters posing like im playing chess and in a calm state.

To further sell you the idea, here's a random pic of a Black African American family enjoying a ride, now imagine if someone in that shot had a chess board and in a 'Thinking" pose...

Trust me, it's a lot funnier in my head then on paper, but yea,... one of the goals i would like to accomplish.

Everyman's puzzle....

The Labyrinth Equation

In front of you you are greeted with 3 doors.
each door leads you further into the Labyrinth.
There are 3 identical guards with spears in front of the doors.
One guard will always lie, the other will always tell the truth, and the last one will stab you for asking tricky questions.
Will you let your friend go first?

Getting old is total Pwnage

The best part of getting older is gonna be intentionally misusing slang around teenagers just to watch them squirm.

Angular Movement

I remembered a time when i was in love with someone.
I had this random thought, i now wish i had put into action.

I wanted to spin real fast counter clockwise.
Why?
You see, each turn robs the Planet of its angular movement.
slowing its spin the tiniest bit, lengthening the night, pushing back the dawn, giving me a little more time here... With You.

I thought that by doing this, it would be a romantic thing to do, but once i pictured it in my head, the 'Common Sence' department vetoed the whole action. Leaving an uneventful night.

Noise Bleed: Bernie Mac Dies at age 50

Bernie Mac died at a Chicago hospital this morning from Pneumonia.

yea, i know.... i didn't know he was that old.

Noise Bleed

Amazing thought of the Day...

The first person to ever decided to 'Milk' a cow must be a crazy perverse man, to then try to package the damned thing and sell it to others due to its white substance.