Angular Movement

I remembered a time when i was in love with someone.
I had this random thought, i now wish i had put into action.

I wanted to spin real fast counter clockwise.
Why?
You see, each turn robs the Planet of its angular movement.
slowing its spin the tiniest bit, lengthening the night, pushing back the dawn, giving me a little more time here... With You.

I thought that by doing this, it would be a romantic thing to do, but once i pictured it in my head, the 'Common Sence' department vetoed the whole action. Leaving an uneventful night.