The Japanese Conspiracy

Its finally done.
Ever since the Empire collapsed and was overrun by commercialism the Japs slowly laid waist to the American cultural ideals by smart business savvy techniques that only Minamoto Musashi could have have dreamed of in his 'Book of 5 Rings'.
The technological reliance with its cars, electronics, and women are the "Trinity of Triumph" for the once Fallen "Rising Sun".

One of their long term goals have finally reached its fruition.
It idea that "Smaller is Better" and the whole "On the Go" mentality.
From the American sized Cellular Phones being the size of a brick to the now popular Thin and Efficient Asian phones are being the norm.
Same goes to the vehicles.
American mentality is if the damned truck don't fit you force it in the damned parking spot, Americans are entitled to that understanding that your gas saving efficiency and logic minded vehicle are subjected to their behemoths with its 1 passenger as opposed to your Prius's fitting 4 people comfortably.
Yes these slick Japs are turning the tides on popular products and cornering the market with using the Logic of "This is what you really need" and "Anything more would hurt the delicate leather of your wallets".
Damn them, as Americans I say that we should counter attack there logic with random fits of unproven American gossip and unsettling masculinity.
They may be great at proving us wrong but were great at not noticing.

Let our unrealistic expectations be the judge of this new age idea of "What Works".
To counter the Asian ideas of being 'Just Right' for the people, lets buy anything that bulks us up and heighten the standers of sizes to keep the damned yellow wolves at bay.

AMERICA!