If a person from the 1950's were to fast forward to see the future of our present, one can only imagin his knee jerk response. Possibly a temporal opening in his neather regions and letting loose his already fossilized excrement, or even a simple strangilation of the nearest woman within reaching distance due to old socially 'Acceptible' habbits of 'Wife Disiplining'.
After the shock of the witnessing the wonders of the world wide web, plastic vehicles, and instant ramen, he (lets call him Scott) would need to use the restroom to clean himself off (do note the fact that he must try to avoid the instant cleaning restrooms in the cities, the poor guy would probaly pull out his pubic hair out of amaizment).
Suddenly, something framiliar. The trusty toilet.
You see Toilets and the whole restroom expreience has not been updated and is being left behind in the dust, shows how much we (as a sociaty) really care about cleanslyness.
The savage wiping with a peace of soft paper, smearing and rubbing.
It would be safe to compair the action with... lets say cleaning oily car rimms with a dry towel. You wipe, smear and use alot of elbow grease to a satisfactory clear, but the damn thing is still dirty without water and soap.
Comming from the Philippenes as a child i felt the same way Scott would have felt with technology, but its failure was my amaizment was my one step up of the evolutionary scale.
Yea, the Tabo. The advantage of the Pinoy and proof that we are far more civilized in a culture valuing cleansliness and simplicity (not like those silly japs with their expencive 'sprinklers' in there toilet seats). Once you go Tabo, you should never look back.
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